twin peaks

Denise: How old was that girl?!
Cooper: Denise, now that you're a woman, I didn't think you were interested in girls anymore.
Denise: Listen Coop, I may be wearing a dress, but I still put my panties on one leg at a time, know what I mean?
Cooper: ...not really.

YAY Chinese horoscopes!

You Were Actually Born Under:

You are quick witted, charming, and bring luck to all who know you. A bit greedy, you tend to go after what you want - with success. Clever, you seek out knowledge... and eventually use what you know to your advantage. You are very loyal, and you treat your real friends like they are family. You are most compatible with a Dragon or Monkey.

You Should Have Been Born Under:

Resourceful and practical, you are a quick thinker. You are very observant - and it's hard to get anything past you! A total perfectionist, you are especially picky about looking your best. You're a big dreamer - such a big dreamer that reality can disappoint you. You are most compatible with an Ox or Snake.

What Year Were You Born Under?

pretty accurate really...

oooh baby

this needs to be posted on as many websites as possible