the facts
I am	a very impatient driver. do not challenge me in a car park.
I can	texas hold 'em, hungry hungry hippos and connect four for hours.
I love	navy, nannas, tim (even if he is being cruel to me), chesecakes, flowers and books.
I despise	self-help books, magpies, tomatoes.
I appreciate	art of many media.
I know	and will teach you the difference between medium/media, datum/data and your/you're.
I often	want to kill; snobby bitches who work in shops, mothers in 4WDs and those who dont know how to merge.
I don't	much like tropical fruit.
I enjoy	swimming. especially nude. in fact, i enjoy anything i can do nude.
I worry	about those i love.
My dog	has mental problems, man.
My car	has an automatic gearbox, which has undoubtedly plotted to kill me before my 22nd birthday.
My siblings	are pretty cool.
I will	cook for you.
You will	rue the day you made me that ham and tomato sandwich